Big Spoon, Bad Luck

A man known as ‘Big Spoon’ traveled from Washington to North Carolina on October 23rd. He then attended a wedding where he foolishly displayed a necktie. Since then he has been stuck there working. In actuality, the bride and groom have since come home, went on their honeymoon, and are expected back home soon. Researchers…

How to fold a tie

1. Start with a clean tie. Use concentrated sulfuric acid or gasoline to remove invisible stains. 2. Hold the tie completely straight so that it’s pointed towards the ground. 3. Drop the tie into a fire.

One Million Ties Seized At Mexican Border

Federal agents seized over one million ties at the Mexican border in one the largest fashion bust in history.   The industry has come under fire as tie-wearing rates in the U.S. continue to soar to record highs and federal officials don’t know what to do.

Wearing a tie makes you look ‘like a fucking idiot’, study claims

New research from a team of psychological scientists from MSA University find that wearing a tie makes you appear less intelligent.  Across five experiments, study found that wearing a tie also decreased people’s ability to think. In one series of experiments, students wearing a tie were asked to add single digit numbers to measure their…